picture of the day.

CoCo was a tad upset with MySpace for somehow finding WRONG with this picture. What the Hell is so offensive??

She Tweeted, “Why did myspace take this pic down.Are they offended by ass-crack?Its female curvature!”

I’m right there with you girl, I mean, sure MySpace will allow tween girls to take pics of their stuffed training bras, but will NOT in any way allow you to commit this horrific act of cruelty to humankind.

I mean, stuffing Pamela Anderson into your butt crack to slowly suffocate to death must definitely have been in the Terms & Conditions no?

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Winner of 2005 AVN Awards for Best Film, Best Actress, Best All-Girl Sex Scene and Best Couples Sex Scene!

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The last time Paul Thomas visited The Masseuse, he won Best Picture and swept the AVN Awards from start to finish. Now he’s back. And look who’s at the table. Jenna. The world’s biggest star in one of her most daring roles. Filled with domination, restraints, chains, and even a little oil for those aching muscles. 1 hour and 32 minutes

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i read an article on vice the other day about adult breastfeeding, where guys and girls get off by, well, you know. its called erotic lactation and apparently it can really strengthen the bond between partners? like i needed another reason to pounce whenever my gf takes her shirt off. just a tip: do not offer this to your lady as truce after a bad fight… or atleast wait till she calms down a bit.

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anyways, music: the XX are an OK band whose stock has gone up thanks to CMJ and that ad starring anime star and figure-skater Apolo Ohno. their CD is decent, but forgettable, which makes both of these excellent tracks stand apart. the first is a remix of their song ‘VCR’ by Matthew Dear aka Digitalism. he’s a cool, multi-faceted artist/producer, and this funky beat is simply thumpin.. get ready to pop them hips.

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next up is an XX rework of Florence and the Machine’s ‘You’ve Got the Love.’ the instrumental is a jingly take on the original and the beat has a decent low end. also, the male and female vocals mirror each other nicely here… hey wait a minute, i guess this is more of a cover than a remix innit? they do cut up a sample of the original vocal pretty cool toward the end though. and look at that, someone even dubbed it over the original video… AND put it on VIMEO. i say that’s a double thumbs up with handcuffs.

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AVN: Justine Joli in Off-Broadway Take on Caligula

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Heidi Mcwhatthef*ck hits practice...

God this b*tch is a HARD worker.

Here she is PRACTICING for Porn season, and you thought footballers were the only ones who were FOCUSED.

Whoever shot these PICS was one of the FIRST ever to witness a ROBOT actually try to have sex without malfunctioning.

In the midst of pumping silicone into her t*ts and ass, it looks like she forgot to draw on some eyebrows.

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there goes my breakfast.

Damn.

I took pride in spooning up that Oatmeal this morning too.

Here’s the pic of Snooki that APPARENTLY didn’t exist…

Don’t you WISH now that it really didn’t?

F*ck, she might make friends with Melanoma real soon, but at least TANNING has helped this bi*ch out in a way.

I don’t think I could have laid my eyes on this f*ckery otherwise.

Seems fairly LEGIT to me, the decor seems about fit for a living area fit for this chick.

(ie: Dirty sock)

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