Monday, December 21, 2009

strange strange coupla days

so i met this chick last week at the movies. me and my buddy went to go see the new lars von trier film and she was sitting in the row in front of us. she was cute. dark hair, red lips, kinda pale. curvy. just my type. my girlfriend has light hair and is tall and toned. almost the polar opposite of this chick. dont get me wrong tho, shes very sensual in her own way too. but if we’re being completely honest id rather have soft voluptuous curves over toned and tight any day. so needless to say i was gunna try to chat up this bird after the flick. unbelievably she was there sans escort. i kept checking out her and her reactions during the movie. the way she unflinchingly observed the genital mutilation scenes turned me on, she had ordered a basket of fries or something and she chomped lightly on them as the gore rolled on the screen.

i had to pee after the movie so i rushed to the wc. when i got out i had lost track of her. my friend said he thought he saw her go into the ladies room so i hovered around there pretending to be texting on my phone or something. a few minutes passed and i was beggining to think she wasnt in there. especially seeing as how several other ladies had come both in and out during the duration of my “texting.” the theater was closing around us, so we started heading for the exits.
apparently my friend was wrong. she was practically right in front of us in fact, sitting on a bench texting on her phone. she was slightly hidden behind on oversized cardboard display for the new tim burton movie. she was wearing a black skirt, her legs were crossed indian style on the bench and i could see a small patch of her white cotton panties as she looked down intently at her iphone. i thought she mustve seen me hanging around in front of the womens restroom peeking in and lurking about. i dont think she knew her underwear were showing. either that or she didnt care. her ample chest was heaving out towards me as well. full c’s i would say. maybe even d’s. she had a crucifix around around her neck, it dangled blasphemously between her huge perfectly shaped tits. i was getting hard again just approaching this girl. i had to struggle to keep myself from staring at her chest while we talked.
she told me she was waiting for a friend to pick her up but that she wasnt answering the phone. she seemed kind of upset. apparently her friend was supposed to meet her to see the movie. she didnt show and now she couldnt even get a hold of her. she took the bus to get to the theater but needed a ride back seeing as how the busses stop running after twelve. my friend took off to his place pretty much on cue. Leaving me alone with her outside in the movie theater parking lot. i offer her a ride in my car. after the obligatory speech about how im not a psycho and such. i even admitted that i was waiting for her outside the ladies room for like 10 minutes. she laughed and told me she was watching me from the bench and thought i mightve been doing something like that. she commented on the nick cave sticker on my car, then hopped in and we were on our way.
she lived waaaay on the other side of town. mustve been quite a few transfers by bus. the neighborhood she lived in was vaguely familiar though. we listened to trailer trash tracys on the way to her place. she said she had never heard of them but that she was really into old shoegazey stuff. she cited a band called alisons halo as one of her all time fav’s. so far so good i thought. she seemed like a really cool chick.

when we got to her place she offered to burn me a cd of alisons halo to thank me for the ride. i said, i’d like that, and we went in to her place. she immediately began picking up around the house, asking me to forgive the mess. it wasnt all that bad though. lots of clothes lying around, nothing unusual. she took off her shoes and motioned me to come up stairs with her. i got a pretty good look at her panties again as she rushed to the top of the starcase,, but i tried not to make it too obvious that i was looking. she got on itunes and started making me my cd. we shared a silent pause while she clicked away at the computer screen. the first semi akward moment. she pressed play on a track called “leech” and the silence broke.
she finished setting up the cd to burn, and spun around to face me, i didnt really know what to say next. the whole thing kinda happened fast. i really didnt have time to soak it all in. so i was left standing there with this gorgeous women sitting down in front of me. she looked deep into my eyes for the first time. i didnt know what else to do but calmly and cooly return her gaze. the left side of my mouth cracked into a half smile. she smiled back, displaying her straight white teeth. “what color are my panties?” she asks me out of nowhere. still smiling at me and looking into my eyes. “uhmm white ?” i tell her. she puts her lips back together then gives me a smirk.” want me to take them off” she says coily with a raised eyebrow then looks down at her lap. “ok” i say. she stays seated and slowly pulls down her white cotton undies.

i notice shes not completely shaved. but has just the perfect amount of pubic hair. she gets off the computer chair, bends down to pick up her panties and puts her hand on my cock. shes rubbing firmly on the outside of my jeans, her lips are parted. i can feel her warm breath on my own lips. i lunge in to kiss her, but she backs away. she starts grabbing my cock and lightly squeezing it. she lets me put my hands under her skirt. i move my hands lightly over her soft ass cheeks, feeling the tiny hairs raise against my fingertips. i start to sqeeze. she still doesnt let me kiss her. she takes her panties in her hand and presses them on my face. i breathe them in heavily. she seems really turned on by this. she starts pressing her body hard on mine. her breath is like fire on my neck. i open my mouth a little and she pushes her small, warm wadded up panties inside. immediately she grabs my hand from off her ass and moves it to her pussy. shes so wet. she guides my hand all over her lips then plunges my fingers in. she uses my hand to fuck herself. her panties are almost completely in my mouth, she starts moaning loud.her hand is pressed tight over my mouth. im thinking im gunna cum in my jeans any second now. she contiues working my hand in and out of her body. then i see that shes bleeding, and my entire hand is covered in dark red menstrual blood.

A few days go by. i cant stop playing the cd she gave me. I text her that my girlfriend is leaving town for the weekend and that i’ll have the house to myself. She texts me back to pick her up at midnight. i have some trouble finding her place again, and i dont end up in front of her house til 12:45. She seems a little put off when i pick her up. I go in to give her a peck on the cheek and she looks away in annoyance. “can we go please?” She snaps. I start to feel bad for showing up so late, but i honestly didnt think she would be even remotely this upset. i turn the volume up on my cd player. the cd she made kicks on as i navigate back to my place. She asks me if i could turn it down, she says she has a headache. I turn down the volume and we drive the rest of the way in silence.
She seems unimpressed with my house when we get there. She walks around it like shes been in it before a million times. She doesnt ask where anything is. She finds the bathroom on her own and locks the door behind her. I wait for about ten minutes before i knock on the door. “are you alright?” i ask. She doesnt answer. I can hear small sobs coming from the other side of the door. I ask again if shes ok, then wait a while for a response. She starts crying louder, and i can see from the crack under the door that shes lying on the floor. “open the door please.” I calmly say. “let me in, whats wrong sweetheart?” Her voice is shaky and shes stammering, while inadvertantly taking large gulps of air. “please help me! Please help me!” she manages to say.”ok, let me in baby. Cmon open the door so i can help you.” I reply. the lock turns over and i walk in slowly to see her lying in her underwear on the floor. Her face all wet with tears, her make up running with her nose.
“you gotta help me pleeeeease!” She manically cries. Im confused and unsure of what i should do. “whats wrong? tell me whats wrong baby.” I say. She struggles to catch her breath, to subside the sobbing for at least a few breaths. She appears to be getting a grip on her self. Looking around the room she wipes her eyes, her breathing still heavy and shaky. She crawls towards me as i crouch down to her level. she hudles close to me and i wrap my arms around her. Shes shaking and rocking back and forth. Her gaze fixes on my crotch, determinantly she reaches forward and quickly unbuckles my belt, unzips my zipper and crams my unsuspecting dick in her mouth. the sobbing continues, though muted to a certain degree. I can hear her breathing through her stuffy nostrils. Her face is still glistening with tears. She looks up at me with wet eyes as she jerks me off against her warm red tongue.

theres alot more but i’ll get into that later. i need to sleep.

Luke Havergal

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Friday, December 18, 2009

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

XXX HUMOR (2)

(1) Tommy and Gina just married. They live happy although poor. Because of poor, they are both just love to eat. One day, Tommy was spreading his ‘missile’ with margarine. Gina very surprised and asked,”What were you doing?”Tommy answer,”I was preparing your dinner . . ” (2) One day, a mother was mental illnes. She forgot anything. Her husband asked about Tommy and Gina, their children’s name. But, she did not remember about them anymore. Her husband was angry,”How about this, did you forget too?”He asked while holding his’missile’. His wife answered,”I remembered it well . . ”

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Brooke Skye gets while house sitting.

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XXX +18: Amadoras Collection 008

  • Sinopse:# AMADORAS COLLECTION 008
    Mais uma coleção de Amadoras GOSTOSAS. Veja a sequencia destas 2 delícias “lésbicas”, se divertindo DEMAIS e mais 3 outras gatas de tirar o folego.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

XXX +18: Caseiras Collection 010

  • Sinopse:# CASEIRAS COLLECTION 010
    Não sabemos quem são, de onde vieram, muito menos seus nomes. O que sabemos, e adoramos, é que seus “ensaios” cairam na NET e aí, não em jeito, vazaaaaa mesmo. Montamos mais uma vez uma coleção de gostosas totalmente caseiras, em belas poses, ou belas transas. É para ver com carinho, afinal, mais de 200 fotos para babar … !!!
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Monday, November 23, 2009

Ensaio Paparazzo Nov/2009 - Ana Carolina Dias

  • Sinopse:# ANA CAROLINA DIAS – PAPARAZZO
    Ensaio sensual de Ana Carolina Dias – Foi a primeira vez em que Ana Carolina Dias 22 anos, fez um ensaio sensual,  mas como ela disse, se sentiu tranquila por ser  uma pessoa extrovertida, nada inibida e ainda o fotógrafo me ajudou muito, me incentivando disse a Atriz Ana Carolina Dias.
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Friday, November 20, 2009

XXX +18: Ensaios "Caseiras Collection 002"

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Czeski seks.

Dawno, dawno temu, w dalekiej przeszłości pisania bloga przez moją osobę miałam strategię, wedle której nazywałam tytuły notek najróżniej: XXX, seks, porno itd., itp., po czym oznajmiałam zdumionym Czytelnikom, że to zabieg, który ma na celu zwiększenie wejść na bloga. Cóż, tym razem jest podobnie; aczkolwiek Czesi faktycznie przejawiają ciekawy stosunek do seksu, bo są na te sprawy bardziej otwarci, więc na konwentach swych potrafią nazbierać cały worek kondomów…

Jak wiecie, powodowana intuicją (czy ja przypadkiem nie zaczynam się wyrażać w dziewiętnastowieczny sposób?) postanowiłam nie czekać na odpowiedź szanownych Czytelników, za którą książkę się zabrać, tylko… od razu zjeść “Długą i zgubną pogoń miłosną” [recenzja: kliknij tutaj]! A teraz… Teraz, moi Państwo przymierzam się do czytania Draculi. Bo to jest klasyka, a także dlatego, iż znajomy polecił (a on zwykle dobre książki poleca – pozdrawiam).

Tak więc, pozwolę sobie przedstawić tytuły powieści, które w najbliższym czasie zamierzam obczaić:

DRACULA – Brian Stoker bez wątpienia napisał dzieło, które na trwale wpisało się do literatury światowej…

AWANTURA O BASIĘ - czekała kilkanaście lat, poczeka sobie jeszcze trochę…

MAŁE KOBIETKI – ufam, że May pokaże i w tej książce klasę, zwłaszcza, że dzieło okazało się bestlesserem (a wówczas takie książki miały wyższy raczej poziom od dzisiejszych miernot).

AGENT FUNDACJI - Asimov przyciąga, o Asimovie nie zapominam. Wciąga, aczkolwiek przyznam, że po tych pozycjach, które już obczaiłam (“Idiota”, “Długa…”) oraz które obczaję (powyżej), powinnam od niego już całkiem być wypoczęta, więc od Agenta Fundacji będzie waliła we wszystkie strony świeżość. I kto wie, czy nie zabiorę się od razu za czytanie kontynuacji…

Zonk. Właśnie dzisiejszy dzień zleciał mi pod tytułem “narzekanie na brak zimnej wody + dlaczego nie poszłam na polonistykę, tylko na pedagogikę”.

Shades of Grey

Sitting in class working.
-it is a grey day again.

Though I am listening to some good music to keep me up, like this one; ‘Keep on Jumping‘.
I think that piece of music really defines my 2008 quite alot, I have so many memories connected with it for some reason. First heard it when the guys and I went playing pool in the spring, a time of happiness, adventure and experience.

“Her absense is no greater question, I wonder if she ever learnt her lesson?
She does not consider why, she does not even seem to cry, her mind is weak and dumb, her agenda primal and to some; she would be called a whore…“

This week though I have a few things to look forward to
Like on wednesday I might be going out with my old kung fu teacher for a drink, along with his Uni friends
And, on Friday, lol, my sister and I are maybe going on a ’singles evening’, a dinner/ get together for single people, just for fun.
Also, this saturday; I hope I can get together a crew and go out partying.

Had a dream last night, that I was a spokesperson for the clothes brand SuperDry
I woke myself up by uttering weird phrases like ” It’s Superdry, but also Super expensive!“.
Superdry is btw a pretty cool brand, especially because the japanese influated prints and designs along with the cool fashion.
Also, this jacket it very neat, but pricy

Im planning on making a Christmas Carol shortfilm, got the idea last night in another dream
Briefly, it is about an unhappy guy, who learns the meaning of christmas thru a series of fortunate and some misfortunate events the day before christmasday.
There will be romance, action, comedy and also sensmorale in the story, so I think the finished product will be quite interesting.
Production will begin in the middle of december, and come out in good time for christmas^^

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bad, bad girlfriend...

my girlfriend’s a dick magnet
my girlfriend’s gotta have it
she’s hot, can’t stop,
up on stage, doing shots

tip the man,
he’ll ring the bell,
get her drunk,
she’ll scream like hell

dirty girl, getting down,
dance with guys from outta town,
grab her ass, acting tough,
mess with her - she’ll fuck you up

no one really if she’s
drunk or if she’s stoned
but she’s coming back
to my place tonight

she likes to shake her ass
she grinds it to the beat
she likes to pull my hair
when I make her grind her teeth

I like to strip her down,
she’s naughty to the end
you know what she is,
no doubt about it

she’s a bad, bad girlfriend.

red thong, party’s on,
love this song, sing along
come together, leave alone,
see you later back at home

no one really know if she’s
drunk or if she’s stoned
but she’s coming back
to my place tonight

no one really know just how
far she’s gonna go
but I’m gonna find out
later tonight

 

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Leighton Meester , actricat din Gossip Girl, sedusa de un roman cu un sex tape

Leighton Marissa Claire Meester este nascuta pe 9 Aprilie 1986 si este o actrita americanca care se doreste si compozitoare.
Leighton Meester a devenit faimoasa datorita rolului ei “Blair Waldorf” din serialul “Gossip Girl“.

Pe Internet au aparut imagini compromitatoare cu ea, ce par a fi capturi dintr-un sex tape cat se poate de autentic.
Se pare ca actorul roman Sebastian Stan a fost cel care a sedus-o pe Leighton Meester si a publicat apoi filmuletul cu ei doi facand sex.


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How a Sex Toy Industry Mom celebrates her 40th birthday

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Monday, November 2, 2009

19.

I am a cuddler
I am a morning person
I am a perfectionist
I am an only child
I am Catholic
I am currently in my PJs
I am currently pregnant
I am currently single
I am currently suffering from a broken heart
I am left handed
I am married
I am addicted to myspace
I’m shy around the opposite sex
I currently regret something I have done
When I get mad I curse
I don’t like anyone
I enjoy country music
I enjoy Jazz
I have a car
I have a cell phone
I have a pet
I have at least one brother or sister
I have been to another country
I have been told that I’m smart
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor
I have had a broken bone
I have caller ID on my phone
I have changed a lot over the past year
I have had surgery
I have killed another person
I have had my hair cut within the last week
I have had the cops called on me
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t
I have kissed someone of the same gender
I have mood swings
I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy
I have watched Sex and the City
I like Shakespeare
I love to cook
I love Michael Jackson
I love sleeping
I love to shop
I miss someone right now
I own & use a library card
I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream
I read books for pleasure in my spare time
I sleep a lot during the day
I strongly dislike math
I think Britney Spears is pretty
I was born in a country other than the US
I watch Soap Operas on a regular basis
I will try almost anything once
I would classify myself as ghetto
I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White
I am currently wearing socks
I am tired
I watched a movie last night

bold = true
italics = unsure

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Inthecrack Mia Stone soapy ass

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Inthecrack Jo Soakin' Ass

Inthecrack Jo washing her perfect round ass

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Jo’s lovely rear end in the bath tub. It’s full of great up the bum views, spreads ass cheeks, and anus close ups enhanced with smooth glistening wet skin and soapy slippery cheeks. Jo first sits on the edge of the bath tub and … you view up her spread bum crack from underneath. Surely Jo must have the most beautiful bum hole in all of porn. You might have seen her naked ass before but never so intimately close and detailed as this. Her bum spreads even make her lovely ass hole gape open just a bit.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Inthecrack Viva strips out of her lingerie in the bedroom

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Monday, October 19, 2009

Most Subscribed

Title Most Subscribed Genres Lesbian, Masturbation Actors Cindy Hope, Lucy Belle, Peaches Studio Viv Thomas Review Most Subscribed is a little more explicit than our last few features but it’s all done in our own unique and tasteful way.

Playful, funny, genuine, with outtakes left in the movie, insanely hot orgasms, the sounds of slippery wet pussies, this movie is sheer joy from beginning to end.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

today is a truly glorious day.

Some amazing person finally wrote a decent (my only problem was that it was too short) R-rated It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan fiction piece that wasn’t slash. Today is a very, very happy day for me.

NSFW, also not safe if you don’t want to read about Dee getting railed

(I love the verb “railed”! It’s my favorite euphamism for sexing. I don’t ever get to use it in real life).

P.S. Just to clarify, I am not big on the whole “fan fiction” thing. UNLESS it involves railing. Yes, I am the person who filters out all but the M & NC-17 fics. And then I have to go through those usually to find something that is actually decently written. Blame me being 16 and stumbling across Pitch Black fics for planting in my head that fan fiction can be worth reading. And also for being curious and having to go out & find out if Rule 34 is actually true (it usually is–I found a Pam and Toby from The Office one once. They ran away to Hawaii together or something. Hahah. Major ICK).

Now if I could only get someone to write me a IASIP blackmail themed fic…

Back to regular, un-pervy blog posts now. I promise.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Usa, se i neo-pagani imitano i fondamentalisti non va bene

Usa, se i neo-pagani imitano i fondamentalisti non va bene

In seguito alla richiesta di un gruppo evangelico conservatore, una scuola della Virginia ha aperto le porte alle associazioni religiose cristianee alla distribuzione dei loro volantini agli studenti. Un gruppo neo-pagano ne ha approfittato per fare altrettanto, pubblicizzando una propria iniziativa sul solstizio d’inverno. I fondamentalisti cristiani si arrabbiano: perbacco, di stregoneria e magia si tratta.

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Monday, October 5, 2009

Sex Mods !

Inca din vechile timpuri ne lovim de problema sexului, ca se intampla la 14 ani sau la 25 e o problema personala, dar sexul este o mandrie si nu o armata, adica ? Pai adica ete ici exemplu:”Coaiee aseara am fost la una acasa, mama si am sparto-o ma ! 6  numere i-am dat si tot nu am obosit !” Ok, asta e modelul de explicatie tipic baiatului care pune mana pe un san si deja toti neuornii lui se muta in celalalt cap(ma intelegeti voi !).

Exista astazi 3 tipuri de sex in ziua de astazi:

Sexul ala normal, care dureaza 30 de minute si deja toata lumea se invarte in jurul actiunii, am bagat-o si am scos-o !

Sexul ala stilat, cu atingeri si mangaieri, care se rezuma la aceasi chestie bag-o scoti !

Sexul ala brutal, dur cu injuraturi de mame ), la asta ajungi daca deja ai baut vreo 4 RedbBull, ai tras ceva cocaina pe nas si ai cam 50% din comportamentul lui Mike Strutter !

Ok, acum ca am zis cele 3 stiluri, hai sa le analizam:

  1. Sexul normal(pentru beggineri !)

Pai, aici e ceva mai complicat , pentru ca vedeti voi, eu m-am gandit ca se rezuma la 2 oameni care se iubesc si stiti voi, trece cam 1 an si ceva pana cand unul din ei zice:”Stii ar trebui sa mergem mai sus cu relatia !” si celalalt zice:”Pai, nu stiu cum o s fie …” in fine. Sa o luam cu inceputul. Un gagiu place o gagica. baiatul fiind mai timid intra cu ea in vorba, ea mai timida ii raspunde cu da/nu. Gagiu deja progreseaza, gagica il lasa sa-i puna pana pe umar(e o realizare !). Dupa vreo 2 luni gagiu o invita in oras, gagica accepta, unde desigur timizi fac ajung la baza 1: sarutul !. Dupa vreo 3  -4 luni in care isi sorb din priviri si se indragostesc unul de altul. Mai stau ei ce stau, aceleasi atingeri etc. ajung la momentul adevarului, el o intreaba:”Vrei sa o facem ?”, ea timida zice:”Da …” si stabilesc ei ora, bla bla bla. Ajung la momentul cum sa inceapa. El ii da bluza jos si incepe sa o sarute, ea sta nemiscata, se dezbraca si vine momentul adevarului, cum sa faci sa intre … se chinuieste el vreo 20 de minute si constata ca a facut, nu mai este virgin, nici el nici ea. Si incepe, incet ca doar nu vrei sa te faci de ras, dai acolo 5 minute si pac pac se termina … vrei sa fii mascul si dureaza ceva 30 de minute. Indeajuns de mult … dupa asta a 2-a zi niciunul dintre ei 2 nu discuta despre asta ), desi le-a placut amandurora.

2.  Sexul stilat(deja ai experienta !)

Deja gagiu a ajuns la faza in care se pricepe si el mai bine, a citit destul, a facut-o cu mai multe tipe e clara, e aproape pro. Se duce in club, se imbraca bengos, danseaza, pac cunoaste o fata. Face cum face si tipa il cheaama la ea acasa. Ajunsi acasa ea incepe sa bata apropouri, el le accepta … deja i s-au sculat ideile-n cap ! Ea incepe il saruta, el raspunde la fel, se aseaza in pat, se dezbraca. Deja stie sa foloseasca prezervativu’ si cum sa porneasca actiunea. Si incepe cu saruturi atingeri etc. a vazut destule filme pentru adulti si stie deja foarte bine ). Dureaza ceva peste 2 ore, el nu mai poate ea sare din pat si zice:”Hai sa facem cozonaci !” tu rupt de oboseala dormi, cracanat . A 2-a zi te trezesti buimac si tipa langa tine:”Hai, du-te acasa mai repede!”

3.  Sexul Wild (deja esti un animal !)

Ai ajuns la partea in care deja esti un mascul feroce si toate femeile din jurul tau cad cand aud de tine, scula ta face legea intre pasarici ! Acum esti deja tipul care face abonamente la femei pentru placeri si ele te aclama. Desigur asta e doar in imaginatia ta, dar in fine Gigolo te crezi, Gigolo nu esti !

In fine ajungi la o tipa acasa si incepi sa zici: “am facut-o cu una si a avut un orgasm … “tipa pune botul si incepi. Dur si dai si dai si dai si dai, esti ca un ciocan pneumatic plin cu lichid lucrand sub-presiune, dai intruna si nu obosesti. Desigur dai in gol, dar conteaza ? )

In fine dupa 45 de minute de actiune continua procedezi ca un starlet porno si tipi prin toaca casa:”daaaaaa …”In fine dupa ce pleci, nu faci dus ca inca porti mirosul transpiratiei pleci acasa si te culci asteptand o noua ocazie.

Daca e sa o luam asa eu as prefera al 2-lea tip de sex . De ce ? Mai bine ceva experienta fara lauda si fara complicatii …

In fine tu ce sex alegi ?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Outrageous Cum Shots

 

Sorry no photo. They are to outrageous for WordPress Click here to continue.

Aurora Snow feels no pain when her dominatrix slaps her luscious full breasts covered in cum! Wearing a full face mask, not being able to see, Aurora gets punished for spitting out cum that was fed to her, since she doesn’t like her meal maybe she’ll like a hard cock rammed deep in her tight asshole! This stubborn slut eventually acquired the taste of jizz, just after a sloppy anal creampie…
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Big Wet Asses 6 (2005) DVD-Rip

Filesize 1.37 GB


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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

How to build a Water car

Donate any amount and leave your email address and I will send you instructions on how to build and install a hydrogen generator !





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R$6,66

Esse foi o preço que eu paguei na Toca do Biscoito ontem. Ao invés de falar “Seis e sessenta seis”, a vendedora falou “Meia… meia… meia”, pausadamente, com um sorrisinho na cara, como se fosse discípula de Lúcifer. kkkkkk Aaaaaah, se o Sam e o Dean vissem isso, jogavam sal na véia hauhauhahha

Mas não estou aqui pra falar sobre isso. Vim falar sobre o filme que eu vi hoje: o tão falado Anticristo, de Lars von Trier, um psicopata cineasta dinamarquês com sérios problemas mentais kkkkk, porque é a única coisa que explica ele ter a coragem de colocar certas cenas no filme.

Eu não sou o tipo de pessoa que me choco com cenas. Vi todas elas tranquilamente, apesar de ter ficado ABISMADO com a audácia dele de ter filmado aquelas coisas e exibido pro público. Tem que ser muito macho pra fazer aquilo ahuhuauhauha. Se você não quer ler nenhum spoiler, pare por AQUI (nesse caso, deixo um resumo do filme sem comprometer a trama em forma de tags: sexo, fogo na piriquita, pornozão maluco kkkkkk).

Se você não se importa com os spoilers, vamos lá!

A capa já mostra o que mais tem no filme kkkk

O filme começa com uma cena…. como eu posso dizer?….. uma cena no mínimo estranha. Algo que eu nunca tinha visto antes: o suicídio de uma CRIANÇA. É, meus amigos, um mulequim de uns 2 a 3 anos de idade, talvez, se joga da janela depois de ver os pais fazendo sexo. E o mais bizarro, pelo que eu entendi, a mãe viu o mulequim subindo na janela e não fez nada porque ela tava no meio do bem bão uauhauhauh. E detalhe: no meio dessa cena, que é toda lenta, em preto e branco e com uns pingos de chuva voando na câmera, eles resolveram dar um close na cópula do casal, mostrando o (vamos usar termos científicos aqui para não assustar os “de menor” que estiverem lendo isso aqui) pênis penetrando na vagina da mulher.

Bom, aí depois desse prólogo o filme começa pra valer, mas é tão chato, e tão lento, que eu perdi a paciência e fui pulando o filme. Eu vi um filme de 1h40min em apenas 10min kkkkk, portanto me perdoem se eu não souber dos detalhes da trama. A mulher fica de luto pela morte da criança e, no meio desse luto, ela resolve dar transar com o marido (a primeira de muitas no filme). Até que eles resolvem mudar pruma cabana no meio do nada que ela dá o nome de Éden.

Aí lá é só festa. O sexo rola solto o filme inteiro. E a mulher parece que tem fogo na piriquita (talvez por causa do tal do anticristo, sei lá, não tive paciência pra entender huauhauha), pq a cada 10min de filme que eu adiantava tinha mais uma cena de sexo selvagem. Eu não sei se ela tava possuída, se ela era o anticristo, sei lá, só sei que ela só pensava NAQUILO kkkkk. Aí tem uma hora que ela pede pro marido bater nela enquanto eles transam.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH DETALHE: o marido é o Willem Dafoe.

Isso mesmo, aquele mesmo que você está pensando: o Duende Verde do filme do Homem-Aranha. Aí você pensa: o que um ator como ele faz num filme doido desses? Bem, o filme é doido mas deve ter seus limites né? É o que todo ser humano normal pensa ao perceber que um ator conhecido de Hollywood está no filme. ENGANO SEU!!! Perto do final do filme é que começa a putaria mais bizarra de todas. E é justo nessa parte que eu tava do tapa na mulher.

Hello, my dear! kkkkk

Voltando então: ela pede pra bater nela, ele fala que não, então ela fala que ele não ama ela auhauhauhuhahua. Raciocínio perfeitamente lógico, né? Mas a gente dá desconto, era o R$6,66 falando kkk. Aí ela sai igual uma louca pro meio da floresta e começa a se satisfazer no meio do mato. Isso mesmo, o filme mostra a mulher se masturbando, sem closes, mas mostra do alto dando pra ver perfeitamente o que ela tava fazendo, peladona lá. Só pra vocês não esquecerem: isso não é filme pornô tá? É um filme que foi apresentado no Festival de Cannes kkkkk

Bem, depois disso, o troço só fica mais bizarro. No meio da taradice da mulher, o cara aparece no meio do mato, tira o momento de auto-prazer dela, dá um tapa na cara dela e come satisfaz ela de novo. Aparece uma cena meio demoníaca, e depois aparece ela enlouquecida em casa de novo brigando com ele. Aliás, os nomes dos personagens é “Ela” e “Ele” kkkkkkk. No meio da briga…. ADIVINHA! Mais sexo!! Fico imaginando como o Willem Dafoe deve ter adorado as gravações. Aí você pensa: “ah, que isso, é artístico, não rola nada de verdade”. Aí entra o momento em que ela tira o bilau órgão sexual dele pra fora das calças (isso mostra no filme), começa a transar mais um poquim, e, de repente, PÁ!!!! Não foi um orgasmo, ela senta uma ripa no pinto dele KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. O cara até desmaia. Mas ele desmaia tanto, que ela pega uma máquina esquisita e fura a perna dele (sabe-se lá porquê), e coloca uma tarracha do outro lado da perna pra ela ficar presa no troço. Só vendo pra entender. No meio tempo, ela olha pro bilau dele, e resolve fazer um agrado pro rapaz, e começa a… vamos ser educados… masturbá-lo. E ele atinge o clímax desmaiado, só que ao invés de esperma sai sangue kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk E isso tudo mostra em close no vídeo. É DISGUSTING!!!

No final de tudo, a mulher fica doida e ainda resolve fazer a última loucura do filme. Em mais um close psicótico, ela pega uma tesoura e corta o próprio clitóris. Se não fosse um filme, se fosse um vídeo enviado pela internet, do tipo “caiu na net” kkkk, eu ia realmente achar que a mulher cortou de verdade, de tão de perto e realista que é a cena.

Depois disso o cara tira a perna do ferro e mata a mulher. Mas isso eu não aguentei ver porque é muito chocante auhuhauhauhau, to mais acostumado com as cenas de sexo explícito e mutilação de órgãos sexuais que aparecem no cinema mainstream e em programas de TV como Malhação kkkk

Desculpem o tamanho do post, mas foi necessário hauhahuahuha. Acho que nem Silvester Stallone em seu início de carreira quando fez filme pornô foi tão explícito auhuhauhauhauh

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Sexy - ''Elena Basescu''

Elena Băsescu (n.1980) este fiica preşedintelui României, Traian Băsescu. În data de 24 februarie 2008 a fost aleasă în funcţia de secretar general al Organizaţiei de Tineret a Partidului Democrat-Liberal din România (cu 377 voturi pentru şi 6 împotrivă), fapt care a dus la demisia fizicianului Eugen Stamate din Comisia Prezidenţială pentru Educaţie, în semn de protest. În data de 18 martie 2009 Elena Băsescu a demisionat din PD-L.

Activitate profesională:
Economist, Relaţii Economice şi Financiar Bancare Interne şi Internaţionale – Universitatea Româno-Americană. Universitatea James Madison din Virginia, SUA, Master Ştiinţe Politice – SNSPA, Economist, „Luxten” Bucureşti, Secretar Executiv BPSMB OTPDL Sector 1 Bucureşti, Stagiatură în cadrul Parlamentului European.

 

Monday, September 14, 2009

Jenna Jameson, unpublished photos posted online

Jenna Jameson has published over 100 personal photos on a personal account on the Internet to the delight of fans worldwide. Although the xxx movies actress retired from the industry in order to raise her children, Jenna remains one of the most searched stars fon the Internet and to “strengthen” it, the star has published a collection of over 100 personal photos from MySpace account.

In the photo gallery you can admire your favorite celebrity in domestic activities , in several unpublished pictorials, but also with various ex lovers of her past.

Most photos are together with her “partner in crime”, Tito Ortiz, whom he met on MySpace itself.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Ακόμα ένα αγαπημένο παιχνίδι

Ένα ακόμα αγαπημένο παιχνίδι που της αρέσει να δοκιμάζει σε κοπέλες που της αρέσει και σε εκείνες αλλά και σε κοπέλες που θα ήθελαν να δοκιμάσουν πρώτη φορά .

Επίσης για πρώτη φορά θα ήθελε να δοκιμάσει και ο άντρας από άλλη κοπέλα και η Βιβή να βλέπει

Friday, September 11, 2009

4 luni fara tutun

Am reusit sa rezist 4 luni fara sa fumez. Deja, dupa 4 luni, eu chiar nu mai suport fumul de tigare si ii ignor pe cei care fumeaza langa mine. Nu ai vreau sa mai calculez cati bani am economisit in 4 luni si cate tigari am evitat pt ca nu mai ma intereseaza, important este sa realizezi ca platesti sa te otravesti si nu sa te simti bine fumand. Puteti sa urmariti filmul Thank You for Smoking (2005) si o sa vedeti cum marile firme producatoare de tutun prostesc si cum atrag oamenii sa fumeze.

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Hentai The roommate

The roommate[2/2]

El protagonista, Yu, es rechazado por su novia tras haber perdido su ingreso a la escuela. Al mudarse a su nuevo depártamento para estudiar de nuevo para su examen este descubre que vive al lado de un salon nudista. En donde encontrara muchas “aventuras” pero principalmente descubrira que tendra que vivir en la misma habitacion con una mujer

Ova 1

Ova 2

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